Hi, I’m Michael Belcher and I do a lot of stuff.

For the past few years I seem to have made a habit of finding jobs that have centered around helping companies redesign their websites into responsive, mobile friendly sites. Before that I lived in Dublin, Ireland for a while working as a freelance writer and finishing up a masters degree in mass communications.

I currently work in a front-end developer role with an in-house marketing group, using analytics and solid UX/UI design to increase lead generation and sales for a multi-billion dollar, multi-national company. I’m also the project manager for the larger marketing undertakings including company rebrands, site redesigns, and implementing new CRM systems. Since we’re a small department everyone does a little bit of everything from copy editing and writing, to social media management, to graphic design and video and audio production.

Advice, and bad advice at that.

In the Dale Carnegie [and Associates, Inc. (natch)] book The Leader in You they tell the story of Julius Caesar, during his campaign in Gaul, landing on the south coast of England and then burning his ships; ensuring his troops will not have a means of retreat. It’s in the chapter 14: Creating a Positive Mental Attitude.

“One of a leader’s most important jobs, then is to set a positive, self confident tone, showing others that failure isn’t even a possibility.”

It makes for a good visual, doesn’t it? This great conqueror, who has already marched over much of continental Gaul has set his sights on England, like so many conquerors before and since. The story talks about the legions on the white cliffs of Dover looking down at their ships being set ablaze. Caesar, so sure of his legions that he cut off their link with Europe so they must conquer, and win, or perish.

“What else could they do but advance? What else could they do but conquer? What else could they do but fight with every ounce of strength that was buried in their souls? That is precisely what they did.”

Only, they didn’t.

On Caesar’s first invasion attempt many of his ships were damaged by the strong tides and storms, but the Romans eventually repaired as many ships as possible and retreated back to the continent until the next year. His second attempt fared much better, with him marching to the Thames, but his ships were still damaged by the extreme Atlantic and Channel tides. There is no account of him purposefully burning any of his ships.

Other conquerors have burned, or sunk, their boats behind them to create a “point of no return”, including Hernan Cortez, the conquistador, in 1519.

But this story is supposed to be an illustration on LEADERSHIP, not a history lesson, so how does the accompanying advice measure up? Just like the history lesson, it’s also BS.

Telling people their job is “showing others that failure isn’t even a possibility” is horrible advice. Failure is always close by, and will happen. Hell, Caesar had to retreat after the first invasion failed.

Better advice, that would fit the actual historic account of Caesar’s invasions of England, would be:
“One of a leader’s most important jobs, then, is to set a positive, self confident tone, showing others that failure in most cases doesn’t lead to instant death and dismemberment can be learned from, and that success can follow after a failure.”

There: a much more accurate portrayal of how failure works, and a much more accurate portrayal of Julius Caesar.Plastics-the-graduate

Sadly, a lot of managers reading this book (it’s pushed as a “must read!” to those moving up in the ranks at my company) may actually take advice like this to heart. Please don’t.

Instead think – consciously sit down and examine – all the advice you get. Whether from a book or mentor, whether about managing people or your 401K. Not every piece of advice is applicable to you. Some are downright silly. Others require you to first analyze yourself before you can judge the advice. But none should be taken on whole-heartedly without first understanding what the advice is really suggesting.

Where I’ve been, where I’m going.

Like a lot of blogs, this one has been abandoned for a very long time. As I move on from this current place in life (Texas) I decided to go through the wide internet and find these old blogs and hopefully breath new life into them.
I’ve been blogging since 2003. I started on a blogspot account, which turned into a blogger account. Holy crap that was 12 years ago. That blog was closed down in 2007.

I then started up another blog (“A bit more professional” was the first post) which I used until the end of 2011.

Since moving to Texas from Dublin I’ve dropped personal blogging, but in the last few months I’ve been feeling the need to write more.

With that, I hope to start getting more out in the world, but probably not at this URL.

I’ll post the new site when it’s done.

Pi Day 2015 Breakfast Pie

Since it’s Pi day, I’ll share breakfast/brunch pie I made this morning.

Ingredients:

  • 1lb sausage (your choice of flavor and heat)
  • 1-1 1/2 cup shredded cheese
  • 1 1/4 cup milk
  • 1 1/4 cup Bisquick
  • 8-inch or 10-inch cast iron skillet

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Directions:

Brown sausage in separate frying pan and drain.

Take a little sausage grease and liberally wipe down the inside of the cast iron skillet.

Put the cast iron in the oven and preheat oven to 375. You want the cast iron to be hot when you start cooking.

Mix 1/2cup of Bisquick and 1/2 cup milk and two eggs in a bowl. When oven is preheated and sausage is browned, take out the skillet and pour the mix straight into the cast iron. This layer of mix will form a pie-crust like layer in the bottom of the cast iron, and will cook in the skillet while you mix the next steps.

Mix the rest of Bisquick and milk (3/4 cups each) and remaining egg in the bowl. Add the cheese and browned, drained sausage to the bowl and mix.

Pour the mix on top of the first layer in the skillet and smooth out. Put the skillet back into the oven for 30 min.

Use a toothpick to make sure the pie is done.

Makes a sausagey, cheesey meal.